Wolmer's Old Boys: Three-step formula

Unlike the other long posts, where I did detailed analyses, I think Wolmer's old boys are too fabulous for extensive personality profiling. Basically, I think women should do one or all of the following three things with a Wolmer's Old Boy:

1. Shag him rotten.
2. Marry him.
3. Have his child.

Repeat no. 1 (as often as desired), and no. 3 (twice).